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yay memes! yay lego being so incredibly tired *cough*lazy*cough* that she doesn't get around to doing them for 2 weeks! or not.

Dear Ann Marie,

I really don't know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off of the crazy monk. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory. You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishisim.

Go burn,
Lego

and here's how to do the thingy. And I tag ann! Because I feel like it, and iono who has or hasn't been tagged.

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no fewer than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but [Insert 1 Here]. I think I realized it [Insert 2 Here] [Insert 3 Here] and I saw you [Insert 4 Here] [Insert 5 Here]. I'm sure you're [Insert 6 Here] enough to understand [Insert 7 Here]. I'm returning [Insert 8 Here] to you, but I'll keep [Insert 9 Here] as a memory. You should also know that I [Insert 10 Here] [Insert 11 Here].
[Insert 12 Here],
-Your name-



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Defenestrated
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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:iconcaptainmarch:
CaptainMarch Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! XD
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Turvy-topsy Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
BWHAHAHA Stalking you now! :meow:
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lost-in-aether Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student General Artist
[link] I'm keeping up with the smut rampage/

military snogs in snow :3
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DogsLikeBones Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Lego! *waves*
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lost-in-aether Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Student General Artist
dammit, I WANTED TO BE FIRST!
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TanithLowIsMe Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hola :3 Thanks for the watch~! And welcome to dA :meow:
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maddyliz Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HIII!!!!!

*waves*
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TheLoneTaco Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav :)
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